iamjessemccartney:

kelptalks:

iamjessemccartney:

DON'T👏PLAY👏CALL👏OF👏DUTY👏UNLESS👏YOU'RE👏A👏FISH👏

wh

why

cod

(via puppyally)

shaolinbynature:

mitski-miyawakis:

fuck-eater:

reyviving:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

(via beyondhighh)

Two things I need Today’s Youth to know:

tropicalhomestead:

1. Anything the government says is propaganda

2. 99% of vegetables taste better roasted

(via zackisontumblr)

euo:

*buys a new bra*

me: i’m starting over, a new life! i am no longer the same person, i am a beautiful fresh radiant beam of light, i am untouchable, this is a new beginning

(via hotboyproblems)

shimaalsheikh:

Iced coffee and pancakes

(via florels)

artoria-official:

jinxtus:

artoria-official:

Shes probably committing crimes right now

Who is?

What are you, a cop? piss off

(via civilwhore)